In Summary - The Signs

click on these pictures to read (between) the lines. heh.

fear factor - the notice outside the mummy ride at universal studios. the list is scarier than the ride itself!

zen sarcasm - found on the door of the ladies in a thai restaurant in la. includes lines like "don't be irreplaceable. if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted" and "generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving."

how to... - eat a malibu mussel and clam. found on a malibu pier.

finally, a cure - an oxygen therapy sign at six flags magic mountain.

let's get out of here before the kids come - a sign in chinatown, san francisco. i wonder how things were like before it was put up. adults jostling with kids at the playground?

where can we drink? - union square bans alcoholic consumption, but it is still a place where the homeless congregate every night.

big brother's watching - sign reads "your picture and voice may be recorded on this vehicle." on a san francisco city bus.

my cartoon life - sign warning cyclists of the danger of the road. outside a stanford dorm.

and you call singapore draconian? - sign along the perimeter of the united nations compound.

the most 'doh' sign - of course you shouldn't put your kids on the ledge, unless they're part of galileo's experiment. from the observatory deck of the empire state building.

wha? - don't ask me what this sign means. seen along fifth avenue, near the met museum.

big brother's everywhere - sticker reads "all occupants will be photographed." seen in a new york city cab.

you've gotta be kidding me - for the grand finale. the most ironic poster i saw. seen at the times square station in new york city.