pharmacology of the cofm-fried medical student's brain:

1) at steady "i can't seem to focus anymore" state,

rate of info entering brain (iE)= rate of info leaving brain (iL)

2) t-half of information preservation in brain is given by the equation:

t1/2= (ln2 x distribution of information in medical student's body*) / removal of information via food/ tv/ computer game breaks

*in a normal medical student, distribution of information is usually <0.01l/kg (ie at the back of the mind). however in profs/ consultants/ dean's listers, this distribution changes to >100l/kg ( ie at the fingertips).

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one week more.

all the best to the fifth years!